Want to hear some of the things
Bitchy and Ballsy say? Press their bellys
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Ballsy Bear® and his girlfriend, Bitchy Bear™, are adorable teddy bears, designed by award-winning artist, Sam Blum. Each says at least twenty different things. They are not toys, nor have they ever suffered from this misconception. Bring them home for just $0.00 each, plus shipping and handling.
SIZE DOES MATTER! Ballsy stands a proud 16" erect, while Bitchy is 15" in height. They are both fully jointed. You can turn their arms, legs and heads around, but be warned: this will piss them off.
BALLSY BEAR® and BITCHY BEAR™ ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. Their appearance may be cute, but their mouths are rough. Do you really want your little sister to learn these words from a teddy bear?
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