Introducing Ballsy Bear and Bitchy Bear – the World's Nastiest Talking Teddy Bears!

Ballsy and his girlfriend are big, cuddly-looking teddy bears, but when you squeeze their tummies, they each say more than 20 outrageous things. These stuffed animals are a whole lot of fun, but they’re definitely not for the kiddies.

Ballsy Bear says:
"I've got a stiffy that just won't quit"
"I swear, she told me she was 18!"
"Kiss my &*#@ing ass!" …and many more.

Bitchy says:
“My dog’s got a bigger dick than that”
“Are you in yet?”
“I’ve got PMS and a gun… any questions?” …and many more.

Imagine your partner's face when Ballsy lays a big, juicy fart. What could be more romantic?

Face it: you're a sick, twisted person with a great sense of humor. Give 'em a Ballsy Bear, the gift that reflects the REAL you!